Merton the Misfit Mutant
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song Lyrics I wrote on the bus from Knoxville TN to Cincinnati OH
Merton the Misfit Mutant
Merton has a secret he doesn’t share
The other mutants know it but they don’t care
He has no superpowers among his genes
He saute’s mutant noodles in his Afro Sheen
Mer-r-r-ton the Mi-isfit Mu-utant
He slithers kinda slowly along the street
He has to slither, see, ’cause he’s got no feet
He’s Merton the Misfit Mutant
No he can’t fly
he can’t trance
he can’t melt your face with a single glance
He’s Merton the Misfit Mutant (quickly)
He can’t read minds or make you dance
He cannot tell the future in advance
He’s Merton the Misfit Mutant (quickly)
Mer-r-r-ton the Mi-isfit Mu-utant
07.15.20..12
Agnew T. (Goldwater) Pickens
He’s just like the human beings in his town
He baristas at the Starbucks at 5th and Mound
He’s Merton the Misfit Mutant
No he can’t fly, no he can’t trance
he can’t melt your face off with a single glance
He’s Merton the Misfit Mutant
He can’t read minds or make you dance
He cannot tell the future in advance
He’s Merton the Misfit Mutant
Mer-r-r-ton the Mi-isfit Mu-utant
07.15.20..12
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