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Doork Knobs: Gateway to the Matrix?


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See Image:Gold doorknob.jpg (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Since Cody broke off the laser eye on the Level 4 Matrix Replacement
Board Control Panel, things were going wonky in my Matrix. I told
Cody, ya gotta fix that thing cause things are gettin’ weird for me.

He said he couldn’t find the laser eye in his SUV and I told him I
thought I had one in the “Minivan of Subterfuge (MoS)”.

I went to search the MoS and before I could locate another laser eye,
I found an old doorknob from at least the ’40s or ’50s. Perfect! I
came back with the doorknob and showed it to Cody.

He asked, “Can I drill some holes in the Matrix Panel to mount this?”

I said, “I don’t know, I usually only drill one hole in a Matrix
Panel, but it may just work.”

I went back to drinking my beer with the #DingoBabies Dingo Babies and
5 minutes later, Cody returned with a perfectly mounted door knob
where the laser eye had been. It felt so retro, and we initiated
ourselves and the #DingoBabies into the new Level 4. It was quite a
night.

Matrix Note:  We who have brought you the matrix have also brought you
many clues into how to navigate it to your satisfaction.  Do not
complain if you get caught into “paradigms” that cause you discomfort.

Those have been of your own choosing.

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Matrix Control Panel Guide


[Floor plan for the Masonite House exhibit]

[Floor plan for the Masonite House exhibit] (Photo credit: UIC Digital Collections)

OK, fellow travelers in this Matrix Reality, I am
writing this basic guide on constructing your own
Matrix Control Panel.

What is a Matrix Control Panel.  It’s a long story
but I will keep it brief.  I was downloaded with a
“Construct” that I can only describe as a cellular
hypertorus and I constructed my first Matrix Control
Panel in the winter of 1995.

I made several mistakes on this Level One panel,
foremost being that I constructed it out of cardboard.
Had I known that I would grow so irate with the beings
that populated my panel, so irate I broke the panel
in half, I would have constructed it out of sturdier
material.

I now build my Matrix Control Panels out of Masonite,
so that regardless of what these populating beings are
up to on my current panel, I do not have an easy way
of destroying the little world I have created for my
subsouls.

You will need a basic understanding of the “hypertorus”
geometry to master one of these panels, although you
should experience a modicum of success in you endeavor
to control your own reality with the knowledge that the
system has worked for me for 18 years and has evolved.

Your first panel should be a Level One Panel, there
being six levels.  I am on Level Four, although I have
a Level Five prototype.  The principle of the panel is
to harmonize the dogmas and rituals which you have grown
up with in what passes for education (indoctrination).

You will require the follwoing items:

A 24 inch by 36 inch panel of Masonite
A box of Spaghetti (yes, spaghetti)
Glue
A suitable ruler to lay out your basic matrix on a
large panel
Found objects (you will be gluing things into the
main Matrix)
A Sharpie or suitable way of marking the grid on the
panel
Copper pennies and not those crap zinc pennies we get
these days
A drill bit, but no power tools
Some sort of optical aperture to sacn yourself through

the Matrix
(I used the lens from an old camera for my first panel)

Feel free to add other items as this is YOUR Matrix Control
Panel

The first thing you will need to do is lay out a grid
with your marker or pen using your ruling device to map
out the main Matrix on the right side of the Matrix Panel.
You will want to leave plenty of room on the left to
hand drill the aperture, add your optical scanner and mark
your panel as Level One.

You will draw a grid on the right with the dimensions of
six squares by six squares with a dimension of 3 inches
each.  Once you have drawn your grid, I suggest that you
write in a coordinate system along the the left and top edge.
This will help you navigate the Matrix.

Take your time.  the point of this exercise is to really
consider what it is that you want from the Matrix and you
shouldn’t rush this project.

Once you have laid out your grid, it is time to glue the
spaghetti dividers for the sections of your panel.  Again,
take your time, as you fill in the grid, you may have
messages for the Matrix that you will want to add as you
continue this process.

You will need a home planet for your Matrix Panel.  This
is where the copper penny comes in.  Find a Matrix
Coordinate you are satisfied with and glue this copper
penny into the space to establish your presence in the
Matrix.  You can add more pennies if one isn’t enough, but
one should be plenty.

Embellish.

Add your found items as you are finishing establishing
your grid while gluing the spaghetti.  And don’t be afraid
to improvise, after all, this is about YOU getting a grip
on the Matrix Reality.

You may find that you will begin hearing entities on your
panel during its construction.  Relaz!  these are just
subsoul aspects of your master soul and they are there to
serve you.  They may annoy at times, but that is only because
they are trapped in a subreality that you yourself are
creating.  So be patient.

Once you have completed your grid and spaghetti gluing, you
will want to make sure that your are satisfied with the
outcome of your delving into the Matrix Reality.  It is then,
and only then that you should activate your panel by drilling
and aperture (by hand) into the lower middle right of your
panel to activate what you have instructed your matrix Control
Panel to do.

Once you have activated the panel, you will need to affix an
optical scanner of some sort to scan you through to your new
reality.  I used the laser eye from a CD-ROM drive for my
Level Four panel and it works marvelously.  Oh, and when you
scan yourself, you’ll have to make your own beeping noises
because we use no working electronics on the panels.

You will want to clearly martk this panel with a large one,
preferably in red, so I guess you need some paint, too.

Good luck with your panel!

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Matrix Basic Manual


Through the Looking-Glass -- and the parallel ...

Through the Looking-Glass — and the parallel universe Alice found there (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

 

 

 

Matrix Essentials

11 October 2007

This is the second installment in a series of undetermined length on

the understanding and practice of Plaid Magic.  If you have not read

Part I and followed the instructions contained therein, I ask you to

read no further until you do.  The post begins again with a classic

post from 2004 which gives a brief overview of the next steps to be

taken in the proper practice of Plaid Magic.

from 30 November 2004

Greetings and Welcome to snadragon!

In another installment of a Plaid Magic Primer, I will reveal to you

the driving force behind our Power source both here on the Physical

Plane as well as on the higher realms…

I conceived of the “matrix” (not like the movie THE MATRIX) in

December of 1994 while visiting my sister here in the Valley of the

Sun…  Quite simply, all it is is a mental construct that maps a 4-

dimensional hypercube into 3-dimensional space allowing multiply-

targeted manipulations of parallel universes via easy to build

interface and control panels, “matrix” sub-level Boards…

I have constructed several of these “Boards” and encourage you to

explore the untold power that you can command… Did you know that the

flapping of a butterfiles wings can start a hurricane or redirect its

path… If that is true, then think how much more powerful your

actions can be in using the power of one of these devices…

But you, who endeavor to control universes, must be cautioned against

misuse of this power, because the system is quite leaky and subject to

quantum demolition effects that can literally result in an entire

parallel universe being wiped clean, TABULA RASA!!! Clean slate…

Tread cautiously for you will not have me always…

It’s GOOD LUCK to pull the finger of the farting Buddha!

keanuohkeanu keanuohkeanu keanuohkeanu

Michael

This concludes the classic post and now for a brief explanation of

what a Plaid Magic “matrix” board is and does.  The mathematics behind

how one of these boards works is so complicated, I will not attempt to

explain it here.

Basically all you need to know is that a “matrix” board allows you to

control a level of reality of your own choosing.  You must construct

it yourself and once constructed you can manipulate an entire parallel

reality by simply manipulating objects on the board and issuing

commands to the entities trapped in the matrix board you have

constructed.

But how does that help you achieve your goals and desires in the

reality you are experiencing right now?  Well in some ways it does and

in some ways it doesn’t.  Because of the interconnectedness of all

things found in creation (and that includes parallel universes) any

changes made to one aspect or part of Creation necessarily has a

feedback effect and once you become skilled at the practice of Plaid

Magic, you can use this feedback effect to directly impact your

personal reality.

But you must be patient and wise because this is truly action at a

distance on a grand scale.  Actions you take on your personal matrix

board(s) may have immediate effects in your lives or may take years to

be realized, perhaps not even in your lifetime.  Spookier still, these

actions may impact past events in your personal reality changing the

very foundations of the reality you thought you were experiencing.

You must be prepared for anything.

If you have followed the instructions in Part I and have understood

some of what I have told you in Part II and wish to press on and

actually construct your own matrix board(s), I will give you detailed

instructions on how to do so, but not in this Blog.  You must send me

a message requesting personal instruction on the design construction,

care, manipulation and feeding of the matrix board(s).  Yes, you must

feed them, and that will be explained to any brave soul who endeavors

to be a Master of their own reality.

 

 

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Level 4 Matrix Panel Finished and Corrected


 

Matrix Control Panel Level Four

 

Well, it seems I have succeeded in correcting the error in the Construction
of the first Level Four Matrix Panel, which I built in California and my
girlfriend through out.  Never, ever, ever put a Superiority Complex on
a level four Matrix Panel, especially not where the Feigenbaum zone
intersects with the main Matrix.

 

I spent a long time considering how I would correct this error of mine in
constructing the Replacement Board.  Using the Pizza Mandala in the

 

center of the Active Matrix seems so have done the trick and thin gs are
running just hunky dory.  Cool people are coming out of the woodwork
and Mahoney has even grabbed a panel to start on his level 1 Matrix Panel.

 

The results are encouraging and I may ride out Level 4 for a long time to
come even though I have started working on a Level 5 prototype.

 

If you pop on the link at the top, you can see a picture of Level 4.

 

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Lackluster Ruminations, definitely will help you get a good night’s sleep.


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Venus, Cupid, Folly and Time of the Triumph of Venus (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Here are some more random thoughts running through the undercurrent of what
is left of my synaptic membraims.  If you trail off though you may miss something.

Crumble.
Decay.

teeth falling out one by one
spots showing up in field of vision

but fingers know the way
if not, they find the way

to keep the Spirit smiling

crocuses poking their heads out early
in my imagination
or maybe not MY imagination
hard to tell these days what with
crimes against reality

perpetrated by every 14 year old with an iPhone5

So I have to fill out another paper document for the amusement of the Matrix and
as I ponder this and see this document in going off in transit like the opening credits
of Monty Python’s Flying Circus and wonder what mysterious object the Matrix turns
it into upon its arrival in the Central Processing Unit. Perhaps they just convert it into
a binary string that they pipe into their comedy clubs, if the Matrix has such things.

Her pussy, every time, felt like what Prince Charming Felt in his nads when he
slipped that Glass Slipper on Cinderella’s foot.

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My kingdom for an eclair!


Feb 16th, 2013

Well, my Level 4 Replacement Matrix Board is coming along quite nicely.
I have colored in the main Matrix Area with oil pastels and included a
Pizza Mandala in the center of the Matrix proper.

The Pizza Mandala came to me spontaneously when I was staying with
my lady in California.  We had purchased a “Limited Edition”
California Pizza Kitchen Pizza and I had baked it for our supper.

Upon cutting the “limited edition” pizza, I suddenly cut the design into
a design that would be hard to describe, but it was not a typical pizza
cut and when my lady came to look at it, she was a bit surprised and
wondered how we were gonna eat it.

I have since put the design on many of my constructions including my
wizard staff and the ill-fated Original Level 4 Matrix Board.  I had made
the rookie blunder of including a Superiority Complex attached to the
Main Matrix and the results were disastrous.  My lady pitched the
original, as well she should have, after my escape back to Ohio when
the shit hit the fan.

Fortunately, the Pizza Mandala that I included in the new Matrix Board
has worked quite well and things have been improving with every step
I take in its construction.  As I had mentioned, I had colored in the main
Matrix with oil pastels and applied fixative to set the colors.

Since then, I have proceeded onto the second stage of affixing items
to the Matrix Board.  At this stage, I have completed the process of gluing
the strands of uncooked spaghetti to the main Matrix and will be looking
for objects to glue both within and outside the Main Matrix.

I have already made up my mind to obtain a laser reader from a
compact disk drive for the scanning ray of the Matrix Board.  I will
either cannibalize an old computer CD drive or possibly go to Radio
Shack and see if they sell anything close in their gadget drawers.

Which leaves me wanting an eclair at 3 AM

 

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Ruminations leading up to my 49th Birthday


and we are another step or rung on the ladder, i feel, by
obligation of our incarnation and to the people who raised
us from dust with their faith in humanity, for all its foibles
and folly, and the people we in turn raise with our actions
and words.

In the digital age, it seems to me that the Machines have
figured out a strategy to rid the world of humanity’s excesses
by slowly driving us further into insanity, at the peril of
once again losing all that we have built as a species. Tabula
rasa. Well played, Machines, well played.

The newspaper in my dream seemed very real. It was divided up
into its regular sections and I thumbed through it looking for
ads on stamp collecting, but not the sports section. I never
find stamp ads in the sports section, even when I’m dreaming.

I”ve been told by Gumbytron that my matrix panels are some
sort of hologram catcher, similar to a dream catcher.

sheeple e’rywhere jus’ wanna have fun
sheeple e’rywhere jus’ wanna be sheep
sheeple wanna play ‘n’ lie in the sun
and not give a fuck about Li’l Bo Peep

sheeple e’rywhere ain’t hurtin’ no one
sheeple e’rywhere ain’t doin’ no wrong
sheeple wanna play ‘n’ lie in the sun
carry on sheep-lin’ all day long

OK, I got the main matrix colored in for this level 4
replacement board. It’s taken me a while just to get this far
as I spend a lot of time considering what messages to send the
matrix in each layer of construction. Soon, after setting the
oil pastels with fixative, I can begin the process of attaching
and gluing items to the panel. That is some work in itself!

for they were free
free to worship Mammon
and wrap themselves
in His chains

to be carried by the weight
down
down
down
finding comfort in the Fall
finding comfort among the Fallen

is contemplating the riddle of the Sphincter…

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Buzz Trip through the Cosmos


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manhattan solstice 3 (Photo credit: Dave Kliman)

 

The Neighborhood Nuts are all hunkered down in their
campers, hovels and sheds for a snowy Solstice.  I
didn’t make it to pops to restock his whiskey supply.
I don’t expect he’ll be going anywhere today.

I’m stationed here for the Solstice in South Mantucky.
My friends all pussed out on putting together a
Solstice Party so fuck ’em.  I’m gonna hide in my
room and try to channel Gumbytron.  It’s a perfect
night to tune into the Divine.

Or get obliviated.  Perhaps I’ll do the latter, I’ll
see what over-the-counter and prescription goodies
I can whip up into a Smoothie and take a Buzz Trip
through the Cosmos.  Ah, but those days are sadly
behind me, I gave up on polluting myself into a
stupor quite a while back.

I had wanted to go down to Lake Hope for the Solstice,
I was supposed to be there for the 72 hour opening
of the Blue Gate but it wasn’t in the cards.  I had
thought of renting a cabin down there but again none
of my buddies would commit.

I could have worked on the replacement matrix board
for level 4 I suppose, which by the way is progressing
nicely.  Getting rid of the Superiority Complex is
a major improvement over the previous prototype.  And
the Pizza Mandala in the center of the matrix grid
looks quite good.  I don’t think I’ll include any
intersects of divine intercession into the matrix but
mazy add a few gates.

Which reminds me, I have to get my Hyborian Gates
cards back from Knight Chris so I can complete my
matrix board.  I could also use some found objects
but nothing of interest has turned up around here.

I feel kind of naked without my wizard staff.  I
should have brought it with me to Mantucky.  At least
I have my spell book, “Space Ghost : The Sorceress of
Cyba-3,” with me.  Don’t think I’ll need it but you
never know.

 

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That Scratchy Smelly Itch


Map of Ohio highlighting Portage County

Map of Ohio highlighting Portage County (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

It’s spring 1995 and me and Knight Chris are heading up to our
apartment on Thurber Drive when we’re accosted by Dave 14.  I
recognize the look in his eyes as he asks me for a couple of
dollars and say, “Come on up.  Nothing’s too good for you boys
on the front lines.”

Dave 14 follows Knight Chris and I up the stairs to our third
level flat and follows us into the apartment.  I can tell Knight
Chris is a little concerned as he leaves Dave 14 and I alone in
the small living area we share.

I invite Dave 14 to sit down in the high back chair opposite mine
in our little command center.  He sits and begins studying the
matrix board I’ve been working on. I say, “First, I’ll have to
sign you into my log book,” and I pull my log out and write his
name neatly on the first page.

“Would you like to smoke a joint?” I ask.

“Sure”

We share a stick of some good hydro that an ex-girlfriend’s new
love is selling.  Dave 14 takes the first drag and passes it to
me, holding it all in.

“Nice expansion…” he says as he blows out a cloud of smoke.
“I heard you were roadkill on the internet,” Dave 14 follows.
I’m somewhat taken aback by this new piece pf information and
think back for a moment.

Ah yes, the weekend after Thanksgiving, I had gotten caught in a
time warp and had wandered off in my car looking first for New
York, and then Eden.  In fact I had abandoned my car beside the
highway in Portage County and had a vague recollection of me
somehow having been run over in a car driving video game on the
newly established internet.  I feel none the worse for wear
knowing that I have been dead for almost six months.

Dave 14 takes another swig from his forty and I say, “You can
take my place here any time you like.  I look him in the eye,
almost pleading for him to trade places with me.  He seems to
be caught in a little time warp of his own as I think about
my father and Knight Chris in the other rooms and never seeing
either one again.

He mutters, “Wha—?”

I reply, “You can take my place here any time you want, you
don’t have to leave, I’ll leave.” The time warp seems to eclipse
Dave 14’s senses and it looks as if he is reeling.  He rises,
shaken, trembling and says:

“I have to go,” and staggers toward the apartment door.  I let
hi  out reluctantly wishing he would stay and take my place.

I would visit Dave 14 later that week in his little outpost he
shares with TC underneath the overpass across from my apartment.
He seems perfectly placed among the cardboard boxes, cans of
food and empty forties.  He introduces me to TC, another soldier
in the war, who, Knight Rodney tells me, is still living near the
underpass to this day.  I never saw Dave 14 again.

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Monday Morning Mutterings…


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Monday, November 19, 20.12

Somewhere near Snadragon!

May Gumbytron bless you who are reading this.  Another week has passed and I have not resumed my task on level 4 Matrix panel version 2.  As you may recall,  I had a major problem with version 1 when I installed a “superiority” complex in a chaos region of the map.  I’m gonna lay off the superiority complexes for a while.  Vers. 2 has a “pizza” mandala octagon in the center of the prime matrix.  Vegetarian.

http://soundcloud.com/agnew-t-pickens/monday-mourning-musing

My fears are all sleeping on beds of nails.   I’ll play loud music in the echo chamber and let it reverberate through their nightmares.  added to that is this:

no sleep, clogged neurons
and neurotransmitters going haywire
too early to start drinking
tv news drones on about politics
scandals as if

nothing else happens around me
i look out the window
nothing has changed
not even the weather

toxicity levels rise so slowly in this atmosphere
that one day it’ll all just sputter out
i’ll just sputter out

sputter out or tune out
a slow fade to paradise…
turn up the volume
don’t worry, the neighbors won’t hear it
they’re watching tv

11.19.20..18

at my level of debauchery
i was seriously thinking about cracking a bottle of wine
it’s not even nine
speaking of debauchery
Agnew reports that on the Hamster planet of Snadragon,
on Mondays,
no one was killed by space junk
an orgy ensued
only there were no paparazzi
no one died and no one fried

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