Cork!
I had a dream that I went to McDonald’s and they tried to serve me a live 3-headed dog and then chased me around trying to force me to eat it. I wrote this poem about the experience:
Cork!
Cork built him some arches
for all the boeuf junkies
who even now
Line up at his golden gates
for what sure tastes like
SALIVATION!
I can see the double rainbow
at the foot of Orion’s Belt.
SALISBURY STEAK!
should have it
SO GOOD!
Whatever you do don’t
Order the SURPRISE MEAL!
Cerberus with his transplanted heads
and I’m sure he tastes nothing
at all like baby carrots!
Though I didn’t take a nibble.
He was so cute all I wanted
to do list:
1) take him home with me!
2) feed him baby carrots!
3) pet him like a lover!
SALVATION!
agnewpickens 
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